I am now... "Robot Daddy"
Me: "Initiating Nose Wiping Sequence bepp beepedy"
Greydon: "Thank you Robot Daddy beep"
(if he puts the hamper on his head he becomes Robot Greydon)
If your TV screen is staticky and your child is playing with a mylar ballon near the tv, the static electric charge that results will split the mylar ballon in half, scare your kid and blow out your tv. Being the TV repair people that we are, when it wouldn't turn back on we figured we would just unplug it for a while. The next step was shaking it, or hitting it of course. (Greydon walks up and smacks the side of the TV now when it is fuzzy... how white trash is that?) The amazingly technical unplug procedure worked, a few hours later it would turn back on, the menus were all weirded out at most. I was kind of hoping for an excuse to go TV shopping... might have to buy some more balloons.
Kristen and I feel it is perfectly appropriate that when someone shouts "not it" the other person just changes the gross diaper. The only remedy is to offer 5 million dollars, which often does the job. I will admit that Kristen changes more diapers than me, mainly I think it is a working mom thing, mixed with a "hey, that's really gross" thing. I do need to step it up a little actually. Anyway, yesterday Kristen and Angie were upstairs with Greydon and smelled a little "somethin somethin".
Them "Greydon, are you poopy?"
Greydon "Not, it!"
3 comments:
The Greydon posts are just hilarious! "Not it!" Too funny!
But that was scary about the balloon. I never heard of that happening. Something to remember.
How cute! at our house we do, rock, paper, scissors! Kina seems to come out on the "short" end; no pun intended.Grampa vaporizes, Guy seems to be too "ill" at the appointed time........Aleah is poopy trained so now we at least only have one shmearer! Muzz
Greydon, you rock!!
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